Scientists are at a loss to explain how it happened but a fertilised egg split in the

Scientists are at a loss to explain how it happened, but a fertilised egg split in the ideas conference and turned into twin entertainments, both fronted by Mills, both running on the same night. Between the Show (C4, Sat) and In Bed with MeDinner (ITV, Sat), the former looks a much riskier venture, because it’s trying to look like the factual twin of The Larry Sanders Show. It may yet fall out of the trees, but scores a lot of points for bravery.And, of course, Ruby Wax Meets … (BBC1, Mon) gave birth to a second interview with Pamela Anderson. This was weirdly similar to its older sibling, with lots more of those jokes about positions and breasts that nine million of you enjoyed so much last time round. You were reminded of that woman who, via surrogate wombs, recently became the mother of twins born three years apart. The only difference from Wax’s encounter with Anderson last year was that this time both women brought sprogs along.

This second series of celebrity ambushes is falling a lot flatter than Anderson’s twin peaks, doubly inflated by a Californian compound of silicone and milk.. Way Back: in 1968, a new Prime Minister of Canada is elected. A man who drives fast cars, courts faster women, is witty, elegant and has been expensively over-educated Not your typical Canadian, then (apart from the latter). He declaims against the extreme conservatism of the previous regime, the Union Nationale and advocates a more liberal society

Whatever next? In 1970 these views are put to the sword. In response to the murder by Quebec Separatists of a local politician he calls out the army and declares the War Measures Act, giving the police wide-ranging powers of arrest.
But: Trudeau tries to regain his liberal credentials by taking a relaxed attitude to his wife’s extra-marital affairs, though they split after the one with Mick Jagger in 1977. He is voted out of power in 1979.The twist: Only to make a dramatic return in 1980.

And with separatists losing the referendum that year Canada finally seems set to share in Trudeau’s federalist vision Except that the vision doesn’t extend to the economy. Billions of dollars are squandered in the Arctic regions of Canada in 1980 as Trudeau searches for oil – and economic independence, mainly from the States. Trudeau also takes a different line from the US in saying what a nice chap Castro is despite Cuba’s human rights record.Goodbye: After 16 years, Trudeau stands down as leader of the Liberal Party and the country By 1984, he has lost his popularity But perversely not his looks The one used to guarantee the other His successor, Mulroney is less attractive and unpopular. The Conservatives make an even worse hash of the Quebec problem.Hello again: Trudeau speaks out in 1992 against a new referendum. In reply to those who call him a man of the past he replies: “So was Pythagoras, but two plus two still equals four.”Stay tuned: He gets a party member pregnant in 1995.