In DC they would shoot you then detain you at Guantanamo Bay for this

In DC they would shoot you then detain you at Guantanamo Bay for this. I don’t care if the cop was being a jerk, it’s common knowledge you can do this. Assclown.BODDEN – KEEP#39 Daven Holly – CB – 3rd YearLast year you were like money. Signed after training camp, thrust into action and making plays left and right. Someway, somehow the ball would find you and you’d make a play. This year you struggled right off the bat and never seemed to get right.

You started off as the nickel back but seemed to get replaced in 3 and 4 DB packages by Mike Adams and Brandon McDonald Your season can be summed up in one play Week 16, Cincinnati Opening kickoff The Bungals fumble It bounces right to you.. and you drop it and the Bungals recover You get that fumble it’s a different ballgame It just seemed like you couldn’t buy a break this year. Still, it’s was only your 3rd year but you have now fallen behind Bodden, Easy E and B-Mac. Your fate depends on Gary Baxter’s and the rookie Free Agent class.HOLLY – KEEP (FOR NOW)SPECIAL TEAMS#4 Phil Dawson – K – 9th YearYou are the last guy left from 1999 and with good reason. Everyone bad mouthed you for an off 2006 and you rebounded with authority 26 for 30 87% Let’s go over the 4 misses. Game 3, Nat Dorsey whiffs on a blocking assignment and the kick is blocked. Game 9, on the worst field in football history (Heinz Field, Pittspuke) you are just short on a 52 yard field goal Only 1 field goal of over 50 yards has even been made there Ever.

Game 10, you shanked one in Baltimore but I think the 51 yarder you made off the “Dawson Bar” to send the game to OT and the OT winner made up for that one Game 16, protection breaks down and the kick is blocked So out of 30 attempts you had one shank job. And the 26 you made included The Immaculate Deflection in Baltimore and the two amazing kicks in the blizzard versus Buffalo The 49 yarded may never be duplicated. You passed Matt Bahr and Jim F’N Brown on the Browns all-time scoring list and sit at #3. You are the most consistent kicker we have had since Matt Bahr and the only game winning kick you have ever missed was the one in Game 3 when Dorsey missed his block. You are the best player the Browns have had since their reincarnation in 1999 and will be the first member of the reincarnation to be inducted into the Cleveland Browns Legends faction.DAWSON – KEEP#15 Dave Zastudil – P – 6th YearYour punting average dropped more than 2 yards per punt and your net average dropped almost 4 yards per punt from 2006.

You went from placing 35% of your punts inside the 20 to 29%. You even had a couple of bobbled snaps as the holder this year Not a good 2007 for the Zasty Boy. Now I know you had a bad back, of which I can sympathize with, but did you have to subject us to Paul Ernster and Scott Player? Honestly, that was not cool A douchebag and a 60 year old porn star. Yuck! Just stay healthy, you kicked us out of field position jambs time and time again in 2006 let’s revert back to that in 2008. Bay Village High School Football Rules!ZASTUDIL – KEEP#16 Josh Cribbs – WR/KR – 3rd YearWhat can be said? He’s been here for 3 years and is already the Browns all-time leader in kickoff yardage and return touchdowns. Every time he touches the football everyone in the stadium looks on in anticipation. Plus he’s the gunner on the punt team and a menace on the kickoff team leading the team in special teams tackles.